They hate us for our fluids.

"I can no longer sit back and allow Islamist infiltration, Islamist indoctrination, Islamist subversion and the international Islamist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."



Yes, we have fallen under the evil Islamofascist plot to deprive us of our fluids.





"God willing, we will prevail, in peace and freedom from fear, and in true health, through the purity and essence of our natural fluids."