God's plan?
Take a gander at this video compilation from Think Progress.
One guy says that the constitution states that marriage is for procreation. Um, where? Marriage isn't mentioned at all in the constitution.
Another guy says that "we'd better not be messin'" with God's plan.
I say we'd best not be messin' with the English language.
Why don't we just do what Al Sharpton (not really) proposes? Make the whole Bible the law of the land. What need to we have for a consitution when we have the Bible? Stonings all around! No more shrimp, pork, or Gillette razor blades for you. And you'd best not be messin' with masturbation!
This is all coming from the James Dobson/Jerry Falwell wing of the GOP and I hope all these dimwits go down because of it. they won't though.
One guy says that the constitution states that marriage is for procreation. Um, where? Marriage isn't mentioned at all in the constitution.
Another guy says that "we'd better not be messin'" with God's plan.
I say we'd best not be messin' with the English language.
Why don't we just do what Al Sharpton (not really) proposes? Make the whole Bible the law of the land. What need to we have for a consitution when we have the Bible? Stonings all around! No more shrimp, pork, or Gillette razor blades for you. And you'd best not be messin' with masturbation!
This is all coming from the James Dobson/Jerry Falwell wing of the GOP and I hope all these dimwits go down because of it. they won't though.
2 Comments:
man, the bible for the constitution doesn't really seem like a bright idea.
You don't say.
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